We had just run out of character bandages when my son scraped his knee, so I explained that we had to use a “plain one.” He stared at it and said, Where’s the airplane? – Jane Burruss

My daughter final question before going to bed: What was Humpty Dumpty doing on the wall, anyway? – Karen Juanita Carrillo

At breakfast I asked my son, “How are you?” He said, “Better than a rhinoceros” – Shelly Walden

We asked my if he’d like an ice-cream sandwich. He said, “Yes, but can i have ice cream with no bread.