“You are unmatchable,” proclaimed a dating site after I’d spent a day filling out their forms. This was not the first time I had heard this sentiment. My mother and some other family members have said as much: “You’re too sensitive.” “You’re too picky.” “You’re just unlucky.” Good thing I admire myself enough to know that if I bought the vintage 18K Christian Dior wedding band that I saw at a Manhattan street fair, I could match myself with myself. And I did. — Jenny Klion