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Heroism consists of hanging on one minute longer.

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Therapy through the Decades

WuMo Comic Strip for February 06, 2018

Comical Explanation

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Series Commitment Rings

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Cleaning out our junk drawer (yes, again) I discovered a ripped magazine page that read “Promise Rings”. I am not sure how or why it ended up in the drawer. I will say this- it is one of the most absurd items I have come across. The promise rings work with an app and streaming service to block one party from watching a show without the other party until both rings are present for viewing. To me, this is a whole new level of lack of trust. It also leaves me with a host of questions. “Would you sign up for this?” (future research has revealed to me this is in beta testing) “How much should one pay for this?” “Would you enroll if the company covered the cost of your streaming service?” “How would you feel if the person you were in a relationship with gifted you one of these rings?” I asked my spouse these questions, and his reply once he stopped laughing was simply “Are you serious?”

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Alphabet Pornographique

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Ask your lover what they like
Be adventurous, try new things
Caress them with a firm touch
Dance erotically for them
Give as much as you take
Hold them close often
Ignite passions with a secret fantasy
Join them in the shower
Kiss with your eyes open
Laugh together
Make time to make love
Never say never
Open your mind and heart
Pet like teenagers every now and then
Quirkiness can be sexy
Rubbing brings you closer
Subtlety can be sexy
Talk erotically during lovemaking
Undress slowly and sensually
Visual stimulation can be whatever you make it.
Whisper sexy thoughts at unexpected moments
Xtremes can sometimes be exciting
Yes instead of no can take you to new heights
Zany ideas can turn into new thrills in bed.

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